gtl

1. (GTL) (10024↑, 4241↓)

The process of staying fresh and mint. Stands for "Gym, tan, laundry." Must be done everyday to achieve maximum potential. Side effects include fist pumping. Coined by the eloquent Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino from MTV's ground breaking Jersey Shore.

You gotta GTL everyday to make sure you're looking your best bro. If your shirt looks bad it makes the whole product look bad.

Author: Guiseppi Primavera http://gtl.urbanup.com/4487709

2. (GTL) (1977↑, 1109↓)

The daily life of a true asian. Increasing hand eye coordination and brain power.

GTL --\> Gaming. Table Tennis. Library.

Author: lilaznman17 http://gtl.urbanup.com/5139096

3. (GTL) (2555↑, 1783↓)

Gay Tan Loser

GTL : Anyone from jersey shore. Anyone who fist pumps. Any male who tans on purpose. Anyone who believes the secret to success is only achievable by going to the gym, tanning and doing laundry.

Author: noyfb12345 http://gtl.urbanup.com/5021758

4. (GTL) (1291↑, 792↓)

GTL stands for Gym, Tan, & Laundry. It was made popular by the cast of Jersey Shore on MTV. Use: This can be used when leaving a conversation, Saying you have to run errands, or things to do.

[On Phone] Person 1: "Jersey Shore is Pathetic, why do people watch this show." Person 2: "i know right. Its so stupid, but it makes me want to fist pump." Person 1: "haha agreed. well i gotta GTL." Person 2: "later"

Author: jacksquat123 http://gtl.urbanup.com/4487914

5. (GTL) (909↑, 522↓)

gym. tanning. laundry. basically done by the guidos of jersey shore

"gtl is the way of life baby. gym tanning laundry." - the situation

Author: guidetteprincesssss http://gtl.urbanup.com/4488786

6. (GTL) (447↑, 295↓)

Acronym for "Gym, Tan, Laundry" -The essential components for a true Guido/Guidette to feel great and no doubt look great.

"GTL. Gym, tan, laundry. That's what it's all about."

Author: hansonpaulsey http://gtl.urbanup.com/4487361

7. (GTL) (311↑, 210↓)

stands for Gym Tanning Laundry. made notorious by Italian-American Mike "The Situation" from MTV's 1st season of Jersey Shore

"This is how we take care of business to look fresh you gotta do gtl time."

Author: yummyAye http://gtl.urbanup.com/4487369

8. (GTL) (78↑, 52↓)

Typically known as the acronym for Gym, Tan, Laundry now has a new meaning... Guido Tan Lotion. Guido Tan Lotion is used before the tanning process of a GTL to achieve that perfect orange, dooshy, guido look you've been searching for.

Dude your tan is so amazing Cause I GTL'd before I GTL'd WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT\!?\!?

Author: ThatNakedGuy http://gtl.urbanup.com/5184452

9. (GTL) (57↑, 42↓)

GTL = Gym,Tanning,Laundry often heard on the show "The Jersey Shore".

Guy 1: "What are you going to do today bro.? Guy 2: "Same thing I do everyday...GTL baby\!\!"

Author: SnookiCookie http://gtl.urbanup.com/5184542

10. (GTL) (7↑, 4↓)

GTL in any other states means gym, tan, laundry.. in MONTANA GTL means guns,trucks liquor

Guy from Jersey:" hey man lets go GTL" Guy from Montana" throw the 30 06 in my truck and i'll grab the jack" Jersey:" I meant gym tan n laundry... but that sounds way more awesome\!"

Author: mtbornandbread http://gtl.urbanup.com/6075072

11. (GTL) (12↑, 8↓)

Ground Team Leader, NOT "Gym, Tan, Laundry".

The GTL has reported and is Oscar Mike to Location Foxtrot.

Author: SEAL Strong http://gtl.urbanup.com/5962483

12. (GTL) (15↑, 11↓)

[Guns] [Trucks] [Liquor]

GTL....The Southern [Redneck] version of the infamous "Gym Tan Laundry" creed used by the characters on Jersey Shore. Practiced extensively by generations of white Americans living predominantly in the rural southern bible belt regions.

Author: Garrett G2. http://gtl.urbanup.com/5708509

13. (GTL) (3↑, 1↓)

Instead of Gym Tanning and Laundry from Jersey Shore it is said by Goblin NPCs in World of Warcraft. It Stands for Gambling Tinkering Laundry.

You turn in a quest to a goblin when your done he says "GTL friend; Gambling Tinkering Laundry....

Author: That guy from wow http://gtl.urbanup.com/6217485

14. (GTL) (1↑, 1↓)

Adjective; Grime Time Live. Describes a person who is gross and disgusting. Often performs lewd acts and steals all the girls' boyfriends. One who is GTL is often mistaken for a dirty whore or prostitute. Commonly carries multiple STDs.

'Dat skank is totally GTL, she slept with all 'da taken boys within a two-week period.

Author: ihatepeople-espu http://gtl.urbanup.com/6191315

15. (GTL) (18↑, 18↓)

Gym Time Legoo (lets go) For those who don't tan or do laundry, just gym(:

Self explanatory..GTL

Author: Mz.Beezy http://gtl.urbanup.com/5743643

16. (GTL) (48↑, 54↓)

GARDENING, Tanning, Laundry Not to be confused for Gym, Tanning, Laundry. This version of GTL is generally reserved for female AARP members who are trying to keep up with the slang that their grandchildren use

Martha: "Hey Gertrude\! Are you free for brunch tomorrow?" Gertrude: "I'm sorry Martha, I can't do brunch. GTL baby\!"

Author: Bryan Plummer http://gtl.urbanup.com/5209572

17. (GTL) (52↑, 59↓)

Glenn the Liar Glenn Beck, host on Fox News Channel, is an infamous liar.

Yeah, so I was watching GTL last night and all he did was rant about Obama, putting the word "fact" in his speech for effect and holding the Constitution like he wrote it. I looked up what he was talking about, not on his website of course, and what i found was GTL at his finest once again, caught in another lie.

Author: OGTL1 http://gtl.urbanup.com/5258686

18. (GTL) (15↑, 23↓)

Gravy-Turkey-Lethargy. Induced on Thanksgiving. Not to be confused with the popular gym-tan-laundry.

Let's meet at the grill tonight, they're having a 10c specials on wings. I'm going to max capacity, trying to work out my esophogus in prep for next Thursday's GTL.

Author: parkca01 http://gtl.urbanup.com/5369220

19. (GTL) (1↑, 25↓)

gym,town,laundry

from the series [jersey shore] when [pauly d] and [mike] go [GTL]

Author: Mockman http://gtl.urbanup.com/5781509

20. (GTL) (24↑, 53↓)

Typically known as the acronym for gym, tan, laundry now has a new meaning, Guido Tan Lotion, which is what you apply to the skin before the tanning process of a GTL to obtain that orange, extra crispy, guido doosh look you've been striving for.

Dude your tan looks amazing Cause I GTL'd before I GTL'd WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT\!?\!?

Author: ThatNakedGuy http://gtl.urbanup.com/5184467

21. (gtl) (84↑, 382↓)

gothic trans lolita A deviant Finnish sub-sub culture

thursday's gtl day at jahns.

Author: n-chan http://gtl.urbanup.com/4283783

22. (GTL) (74↑, 405↓)

gone to leamington when a person(s) disappears for a while and makes no effort to contact friends, so they have no idea where said person is.

i reckon joe has GTL.

Author: drizzo http://gtl.urbanup.com/2013242

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Last updated: 2012.02.29